Description: Blackbeard has returned to his liberal ways; as a "repeat offender" who will not take his rightful place in history, the Time Squad must imprison him. Before they can do so, they must convince Socrates to be a philosopher, not a fitness trainer, as Blackbeard tries to escape in ancient Greece. After capturing Blackbeard, he is put in a cell adjacent to Gandhi, who taunts him with the flushing of the toilet. (Note: Mahatma Gandhi is in this episode.)