Description: Childhood sweetheart Jerry Finklestein looks up Rita, who casts her mind back and remembers him as the demi-god of the school sandpit. But the years have not been kind to Jerry, who arrives for Rita's eagerly-offered dinner invite looking like a warthog in a wig - the world's clumsiest, most pushy and tactless man. Meanwhile, Angelo is hard at work composing a love sonnet on behalf of Mike for Melanie, who has accused her boyfriend of being unromantic. ÊWhen Jerry believes the sonnet is meant for him, from Rita, wedding bells ring - as do alarm ones.