Description: Nick Diamond vs. Satyr Napoleon and Julius Caesar (As a guest commentator) Napoleon: Stomped on and eaten by a T-rex before the first deathmatch. No Deaths: While the Satyr is distracted by a woman in the audience, Nick shoves a Roman Candle up his rectum, which blows him in half. This does not kill the Satyr, but it is enough to end the fight. The match is fought in the ancient Roman Coliseum, which is overseen by Julius Caesar. This match wasn't planned. After Napoleon kidnapped Debbie Matenopoulos and took her back in time, Johnny and Nick travelled back to save her, but didn't know where she went. They ended up going back to Ancient Rome, where Julius Caesar makes Nick fight a satyr as punishment for interrupting a gladiator fight. Sherlock Holmes vs. Jack the Ripper Doctor Watson Doctor Watson: Stabbed, sliced in half, forced to eat a British meat pie and then decapitated by Jack the Ripper. Jack the Ripper: Impaled by the knives hanging in his coat when Sherlock Holmes buttons it for him. The match is fought in the darkened streets of the 1880s London. This match also wasn't planned. Johnny and Nick found Debbie in Victorian London where she was being attacked by Jack the Ripper, and Sherlock came to save her.